The cool kids in the office have just invited me to go drinking with them on Wednesday evening. This is the first time this has happened in my 11.5-month tenure at Initech.
The guy who asked me has only been here a week. Clearly he’s not yet received the memo about who to invite and who to pass by.
But here's my dilemma... If I don’t go, they’ll think I’m not cool. But if I do go, they’ll KNOW I’m not cool. Of course, given that the occasion for these festivities is a massive beer fest, it's safe to say there will be lots of people. And we all know how I feel about people.
I think I'll make the effort to go, but then I'll disappear into the twighlight when nobody's looking.