Had the most ridiculous conversation today with an absolutely infuriating woman. For no reason that I can see, I've been tasked with adding video conferencing to our phone plan, and she's our account rep.
Sample snippets from our many conversations today...
Sars: Column H is labelled 'Bridge Minutes'. Does that mean the number of actual minutes, or the length of the call times the number of participants?
Rep: No, it's 'Bridge Minutes'.
[Excellent, yes. The most precise way to define an object is by repeating its name. Similarly, the best rhyme for any given word is itself.]
Sars: You stated that the cheapest option would be C. I don't see how that would be. It appears to be a lot more expensive than the other two options. What makes you say it's the cheapest?
Rep: It's not.
Sars: So, what would be the reason for choosing that option?
Rep: It's the cheapest.
[It is, it isn't, it is... I see. How could I have missed that?]
Somebody, please, shoot me now.