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Wo-o-o-ooooooah

I may have been hallucinating (because I am that bored), but I think — I think — I think — the harp player downstairs was just playing Sweet Child o' Mine.

In other news...

A spokesman said the Toronto Stock Exchange was considering opening for business tomorrow, but wondered if anybody would notice.

Bored now

Ugh. I am so bored with my life. I can't think of anything interesting to say.

Instead, here's a Christmas photo.

Sense?

I have to get together with a colleague from our Montreal office. My boss said it didn't matter whether I went there or she came to Toronto. I said I'd prefer to go there. I could do it on a Friday and make a weekend of it. It wouldn't cost the company any extra, as the flight would be the same price regardless of whether I flew back on Friday night or Saturday night. Besides, logistically it makes sense to have the meeting there. My boss said no problem.

I figured there was a chance it might not get approved. You know, budget constraints... It is a $300 flight.

My boss's boss, however, approved the trip, just not as planned... She can come here, but I can't go there.

Farce

Who needs fiction when you've got a farce for a parliament?

For the record, I think this coalition is a very bad idea. But Harper's little speech tonight? I mean, he didn't actually say anything. And for that he interrupted the nation's tv watching... And the whole thing sounded like a satire of itself. I kept expecting somebody to jump out and sream LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.

Yes, it does get old

I keep getting this song stuck in my head. Over and over and over.

Also, for somebody who flies as much as I do, I'm weirdly obsessed with a show about plane crashes.

This just in...

I haven't bothered looking at my stats pages in a while, but I was bored today. Turns out this is my single-most popular post. Also turns out that if you should happen to google cam1lle c0duri n@ked, which apparently a LOT of people do, that post tops the list. I'm amused by that.

And so now... For all those of you who are curious, here she is, complete with partial boob silhouette.