On the phone with somebody from the lawyer's office...
Woman: And who else's name will be on title?
Sars: I... What? Sorry. What was that?
Woman: The title deed... Is there anybody else's name to go on it?
Sars: Oh. No, just mine.
Woman: I see. And are you a spouse?
Sars: I'm sorry, what? No. No spouse. Just me.
Am I a spouse? Good grief! I've had plenty of people ask if I had a spouse or just assume that I must have one. But am I a spouse?
No, you ridiculous old woman; I'm a pot of tea.