Glory (renamed)

Category: School

Status: Active

Description: Team member for group work from now until the end of time. Smart. Young. Beautiful. Perfect. The unSarcastrix. Oh, and did I mention insane, obnoxious, self-obsessed psychopath?

Named for: A hellgod on Buffy. Buffy eventually defeated Glory by dying.

Noteworthy: You've probably known her at some point in your life. She's everything you're not and never could be. She's both cool and smokin' hot at the same time. Her hair and make-up are always perfect, even when she's hungover and half dead. And even though she's an insane, obnoxious, self-obsessed psychopath, everybody loves her.

Somehow, she'd look perfectly at home in the middle of a dark, dank, smelly pub; straddling a wobbly chair; cigar in one hand; pint in the other. Glory could pick her nose, belch, fart, and tell crude jokes, and still never let you forget that she's a Hot Chick. She could, she probably would, and my guess is that she actually does.

But — darnitol! — she's nice. And not cloyingly, insipidly nice. She's really, genuinely, honestly nice. It's impossible to hate her. You should. You want to. You just can't, though. Scratch that. Apparently, I was under some sort of mystical spell. I'm better now.

Examples: Glory be!

Comments

[the ash tree lane housing association]

and i am leaving in three weeks... damndamndamndamndamndamn

incidentally... mrs finn? i can only think of an obscure buffy reference

[Andras]

http://www.ratemyteachers.com/schools/new_york/uniondale/kellenberg_memorial_high_school/mrs__finn

Apparently she is an awesome teacher.

[Fade To Numb]

Uh, if you need an extra person in your group...

I think it would be entertaining to see the both of you in a pub, cigars in hand.

[rorasa]

Ashee! You're going in three weeks already? I hope you made you're trips down to the bad South like you wanted!
And how is that Buffy reference obscure?

[mr wind-up bird]

so she is not only 'smoking hot' and smart as anything, she is also an absolute complete and total bitch?

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

er... sorry... i have to go change...

[thejerkstore]

any chance of you posting her name and/or number? i mean......no. that's what i meant.