But they broke up a few years ago. Since then, he faded off into obscurity. Rumour has it he changed teams. Gay plus gay equals gay squared*, as one deep thinker in my office put it. She, on the other hand, has been cavorting around with a string of boy toys, including a certain well-known US Army guy and and an Australian surfer hunk.
But today's big news is that Barbie and Ken are back together. Why he'd want her back, I can't say.
Why my colleagues are so completely fascinated by the news, I really can't say.
*From this, of course, we can deduce that gay = 2. I passed my GMAT this week, so I know that.