As I have mentioned before, if you're looking for a job as editor, there may be an opening quite soon. At least, there will be if you keep treating me as some sort of mentally delayed cabbage...
Please understand that when I correct spelling in documents you have worked on, I do so because I am the frickin' editor and it's what I get paid to do. The job description for your role as Not The Editor includes the following: not attempting to correct my spelling.
I am well aware of the fact that I cannot type. As such, when I write, I sometimes make silly typos. But I do not make a habit of adding typos to other people's documents. I have been doing this job for several years. If I employed that strategy, I probably wouldn't have my job any more.
Now, I suggest you take your pompous, holier-than-thou jackassery elsewhere, or I may start keeping a two-litre bottle of marbles next to my desk and stapling motivational sayings to my chest.
PS: Have I told you lately that you are a self-righteous asshole?
PPS: Thank you so much for pointing out the one typo I missed. I especially like how you marked it out as an 'inconsistency' in my work. Perhaps you'd like to show it to my boss. It'll be sure to help your chances when you're up for a demotion to the position as editor.