How come you weren't in yesterday?
I had to go fight a speeding ticket.
Did you get off?
No! She wouldn't drop the charges. I had to plead guilty to going 125, which is still three demerits off my licence and a $120 fine. Originally it was 134, which is four demerits and a $150 fine.
134 shouldn't be four points. It's still only three points up to 135.
How do you know so much about speeding tickets?
I drive really fast, but I have no tickets on my record.
If you don't get tickets, how do you know so much?
I said I don't have any on my record. I always get off.
So, you get off easily, do you?
Of course I do. I'm a guy.
[New Chick's jaw hits her desk]
'Cause New Chick had a lot of trouble getting off yesterday.
[New Chick turns beet red]
She tried really hard, but even with the other woman's help she couldn't get off.
[New Chick is hiding under her desk]
Maybe she's just not gay enough.