We had a new guy start at work last week. He's a shameless flirt. It's all good fun. He says some things that would be a lawsuit waiting to happen if he weren't so adorable. Lucky for him, he's a charmer.
Exhibit A: He enjoys winding one of our co-workers up. Part way through he leans over and winks at me, then carries on egging him on.
Exhibit B: One morning in the office he was telling me about his cat. He said the cat was the product of a failed relationship. Being something of a literalist, I pointed out that he had just implied he was actually the cat's father. Just what kind of person had he been involved with?
He paused, looked around, leaned in and whispered 'I'm pretty sure there's a pussy joke in there somewhere'.
Exhibit C: A bunch of us went out after work. He and I were talking about the difficulties in communicating with women. He said 'but see, men, we get to go down on women. So it's all worth it'.
Right. Wow. Okay.
Anyways... In other news, things with my SGN are going well. He's a good man. I don't expect it to last forever, but we'll see. For now, though, it's good.