I'm getting more than a little tired of the eHarmony ads on TV. Always going on about how wonderful and awesome and amazing they are... How they're matching is so scientific and advanced... They make you think they've captured the dating market.
Oh, but we're sorry. Theres a teensy wee little segment of the population who are just too repulsive to be matched to any of our super wonderful clients. You seem to be one of those few. We'd wish you luck in your search, but let's face it: you may as well give up now.
