It's Thursday again. Like, as in Half Nekkid Thursday.
Only, wouldn't you know it, there are people out there who seem to have missed out on that all-important word: 'half'. That's right. You heard me, there are people out there in cyberland posting naked pictures of themselves. Sorry, nekkid pictures... Can you believe that?
There are naked pictures on the Internet! Somebody's going to find out about that. People are giong to get in all sorts of trouble when that happens. The folks down at Internet are going to want to have something to say about it.
Anyways, I thought I'd do my part to help even the balance. 'Cause, you know, one naked picture + one fully clothed picture = two half naked pictures, right? I mean nekkid. So, two fully clothed pictures will balance off two naked pictures.
Do your part to help restore the balance today!
Anyways, like I said before, my camera ran into some trouble recently in Thailand. I had to use my camera phone and it's a big ol' pile of poo. So, you know, please excuse the quality. But, ya, my legs — here they are.
(Whistle)
signed,
An Unconfirmed "Friend of The Virgin"
Posted by: Jinx | Thursday, 27 October 2005 at 21:38
Oh, Virgin. Whatever will we do with you? :)
Posted by: Kate the Peon | Friday, 28 October 2005 at 00:38
Sheesh. Just *say* "I wish Bliss would stop posting nekkid pictures of himself on the blog."
I feel so singled out.
Posted by: Bliss | Friday, 28 October 2005 at 15:08
Jinx: Ha!
KtP: I've no idea.
Bliss: I didn't want to embarass you, but really. Please stop posting naked pictures of yourself on the internet. And while you're at it, please stop sending them to my office as well.
Posted by: virgin | Friday, 28 October 2005 at 20:46